You don't hear a story like this everyday! Apparently, officers working at the Miami International Airport had the pleasure of arresting a man who was attempting to smuggle nine live birds into the States... IN HIS PANTS!
Well, this is something you don't see happen. Ever! We may be early in the year, but that doesn't mean we haven't already found the dumbest criminal of 2016!
Jason Donte Hayes, 17, recently kidnapped and robbed an elderly woman, but after he let her go, he asked her to meet with him the next day. Huh?! That little old lady was no idiot, though. She got the police involved right away, so Hayes ended up being greeted by the police at their meeting instead of his victim.
Well this has us shaking our heads! It's always quite comical when people end up calling the cops on themselves. Which is exactly what happened with these two drug traffickers, who ended up getting high and decided it would make them feel better if they got their crimes off of their chest by calling 911!
This man from North Dakota thought he was Jesus and went on a mission to kidnap one of the Obama family's pets in Washington D.C. after plotting for a week. That's quite a goal to accomplish... and quite creepy as well!
A teenager obviously didn't think things through before robbing a bank in Detroit recently. This 15-year-old boy got himself locked between a set of automatic doors while he was trying to escape. Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Well this is one we haven't heard before! A motorist was arrested last year and charged with aggravated driving while intoxicated charges, but a local judge recently dismissed it. But it is the reason behind it what really has us intrigued!