To be honest, I am not even sure where to start with this one.  It is a ridiculous story that at the same time is pretty disturbing.  But what can you do other than write about the truth.  Most of us have limits.  You know, things you won’t do or places you won’t go because they are just wrong or inappropriate.  Well recently a Texas man pushed his limits (if he even had any) and crossed a line that most of us will probably agree that shouldn’t be crossed.  After spending 48 hours in jail, he was so antsy to get some action that he went to a friend’s house with his girlfriend and before she was ready, started you know “whating” with his you know “what.”  Unfortunately he did this in the presence of a child.  Remember, that this is within a few hours of being released from the Galveston jail.  Not too smart. His new bail bond was set at $78,000. This one definitely makes the list of the worst things to do, not just when you get out of jail, but ever.  Read the original story below.

Original article: Stephen Houston: Bonds Out of Jail, Gets Caught Whacking Off in Front of Child Six Hours Later