How do you like your chicken wings?  Do you like them sweet?  Do you like them spicy?  Do you like them hot as fire?  Well, if you are like me, you like them hot as fire…don’t worry, I promise there is a point to this….and here it is.  No matter how you like your chicken wings there is always really important thing to remember, especially if you are making them yourself…STAY AWAKE WHILE THEY ARE COOKING.  Unfortunately, that important rule slipped a South Dakota man’s mind when he fell asleep while cooking some wings and lit his apartment on fire.  Fortunately no one was hurt, but there is a very important lesson to this story. Not only is it important to stay awake while cooking, it is even more important to follow the rules of your probation.  The sleepy cook was on probation and as part of his probation he was prohibited from was consuming alcohol, which by the way, was the reason why he fell asleep…or shall we say passed out.   Fortunately for the man, and the others in his apartment building, he is back in jail with plenty of time to sleep.
 
As crazy as this story is it made us think of a good top 10 list.  What are the top 10 things that you should not to get drunk and fall asleep during?  Here are the ones we came up with….

#10   Driving a school bus
#9     Giving a speech at your local AA meeting
#8     Making sweet love to your significant other
#7     Riding a bicycle
#6     Taking the Bar exam
#5     Taking your driver’s test
#4     Performing open heart surgery
#3     Babysitting your own kid
#2     Getting a bail bond for your friend who fell asleep cooking chicken wings

And….

#1    Cooking chicken wings!!!!

Cook safe my friends!

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