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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

A Wee ProblemHave you ever had a bathroom emergency while driving in a car?  You know the kind where you friends refuse to pull over and you are about to burst.  What did you do?  Did you finally get the driver to pull over…or did you dare to go in that Arrowhead water bottle sitting on the floor of the back seat? 

Anyway, for most people, doing anything in a car is more difficult than it would be if they were on dry land (and we use the word “dry” here in jest).   Whether it is reading a book, watching a video or writing something down, the motion of a car can make it impossible to do even the simplest of things…like going to the bathroom.

If you are wondering why we are talking about going to the bathroom in a moving car, than you have probably figured out the theme of this next bail bond blog post...but the story we are talking about today, takes going to the bathroom in a car to new heights…or shall we say lows.  This past week, a Florida man was arrested for a DUI.  While in the back of the police cruiser he notified the driver that he had to go to the bathroom pretty bad.  The Indian River County Sheriff driving the car ignored the man’s pleas for release (no for himself, but his urine).  The man finally maneuvered his handcuffs around to the front, stood up on the backseat and tried to position his you know what out the crack in the window.  This is where things got messy.  His intentions were much better than his aim, and instead of relieving himself outside the car, he relieved himself all over the inside of the car (an you thought spitting into the wind was bad).  The man was booked and charged with a DUI.  There was no mention of the other incident in the charges.  Read the original story below.

Original article: Drunk Man On Way To Jail Attempts To Urinate Out Window Of Moving Sheriff's Cruiser, Fails Spectacularly

Written by: Eric Granof