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Bacon Battles and Bail Bonds

Monday, September 10, 2012

bacon bitsThere is nothing like waking up on a Saturday or Sunday morning to find that someone has made you a nice hot breakfast of eggs, toast, home-fried potatoes and of course the best part BACON.  I have never met a single person who doesn’t love the tasty pork treat (except of course my finicky five year old of who doesn’t eat anything but peanut butter and jelly). 

Well a 19 year old man in Pittsfield, Massachusetts learned that good bacon can make you do horrible things.  According to police, the young man ate some bacon that his mother had been saving for a special breakfast.  When confronted by the mother the man pushed her and grabbed her by the throat.  Now there are so many things wrong with this scenario that we have decided not to comment.  The only thing we will say is that it would have been wise for the man to start looking for a good bail bondsman and lawyer, because the bacon defense never holds up in court.  Ultimately, the young man was sentenced to 4 months in jail without bacon (okay, we made that last part up…just four months in jail).  Read the original story below.

Original article: Pittsfield man sent to jail for assaulting mom after she criticized him for eating bacon