What do you do when you are bored watching a baseball game between the Minnesota Twins (16.5 games back in the American League Central Division) and the Kansas City Royals (8.5 games back in the American League Central Division)?  How about go for a walk? Even better, how about a swim?  Well that is what a Des Moines woman did last night during the Royals baseball game.  She decided to go for a walk and a swim in the now famous Kauffman stadium fountains.  Built for their calming beauty, the fountains have become more of a modern day mousetrap for fans looking for a souvenir homerun ball.  According to stadium authorities, someone ventures into the fountain every other year or so to get a ball, but last night, there were no homerun balls to chase.  Rather, there was just a bored woman, a lot of beer and even a wet pair of boobies.  Yes we said boobies.  You can’t take a walk in a fountain during a baseball game without flashing your boobies to the boys can you?

Anyway, the 25 year old woman was finally fished out of the fountain by stadium security who place her in handcuffs and escorted her out of the stadium.  To make things worse, in pure desperation or maybe inebriation, the woman made a sexual advance towards one of the officers in exchange for freedom.  Let’s just say it didn’t work out so well.  The woman was held overnight and released the next morning.  We are not sure if she was release on a bail bond or on her own recognizance, but we do know that based on the picture above, Royals fans appear to be more interested in the boobies than the baseball. By the way, in case anyone is interested, Minnesota won the game 7-0.  Read the original story below.

Original article: Slog through Kauffman Stadium fountain costs Iowa woman a night in KC jail

Written by: Eric Granof