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Man Tries to do the Dirty Deed… With a Van

Friday, August 19, 2016

man has sex with vanThis guy was evidently REALLY hard up, because he was just arrested for having sex with a PARKED VAN!

Michael Henson, 35, was “pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign” when police responded to a call about a man who appeared intoxicated or high. After the deed he did, it was probably both!

Not only had the 911 caller said he appeared to be drunk, but she said she had also saw Henson inserting “his genitals into the grill of a red van” parked close by. He then passed out in a yard close by. When the cops showed up, he was only wearing black shorts and shoes and began to stand up and started walking aimlessly around. 

It was clear he had no idea where he was or what was going on!

Henson was quickly arrested and charged with two counts of public indecency. He was also placed on a $2,500 bond. He might have better luck finding a love-match in prison then a parking lot! 

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Original article: Police Arrest Man for attempting sex with a parked van

image credit: Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office